Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Healthy Insanity XD XD


>>> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

>>>> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

>>>> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with that.

>>>> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

>>>> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso

>>>> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

>>>> 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The

>>>> 8. Don't use any punctuation

>>>> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

>>>> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

>>>> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

>>>> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.

>>>> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

>>>> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

>>>> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not
In The Mood.

>>>> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

>>>> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM , Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

>>>> 18 When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

>>>> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

<3*~ I don't suffer from Insanity... I Enjoy every minute of it!~*<3 (orrr Fourth)

Thursday, November 13, 2008

"officer what happened!?" asked Austin, The Home Owner, "Your Home was robbed then set fire to, luckily Your neighbor saw the flames and called it in, just in time, too,the fire only burned your back porch and some of your roof, it is't too serious."Officer Harold Lee said, " What??" Austin said..Still in a daze." are you the owner of this home?" Another officer asked."Yes.." Austin said " well then Sir we need you to tell us what you're Missing, Please" the officer said, Officer Crenshaw" Ok... Are you sure its safe to go inside?" Austin asked "Positive" Officer Crenshaw said " Ok the the living room looks the same..a little messy though... the Kids rooms are same as they were, nothing missing from my room.....Lets see about the kitchen... why is the fridge open? WOW all My meat is gone, cheese, tortillas, and lettuce! all gone!..whats going on??!" Austin said " Just as I feared..." Officer Lee said" What?" Austin said " I know...He's back" Officer Crenshaw said " Who is???!?" Austin asked

" Quiero.... " Officer Lee said " Quiero Taco Bell " Officer Lee finished.

To Be Continued......

<3~!I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It!~<3



just some random pictures:D


Sunday, April 20, 2008

I type again!


Long time no type!

i have no excuses except the winners WILL be announced on a Friday!!!!!

I will start Posting again!

well that's it..for now....


BTW( I cant find my CD case!!!! i need my music!!! oh well, just my own music crisis!)