Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Healthy Insanity XD XD


Hola!






>>> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

>>>> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

>>>> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with that.

>>>> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

>>>> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso

>>>> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

>>>> 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The
Prophecy."

>>>> 8. Don't use any punctuation

>>>> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

>>>> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

>>>> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

>>>> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.

>>>> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

>>>> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

>>>> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not
In The Mood.

>>>> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

>>>> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM , Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

>>>> 18 When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

>>>> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

sincerely:
<3*~ I don't suffer from Insanity... I Enjoy every minute of it!~*<3 (orrr Fourth)

3 comments:

Jonathan's Journal said...

Hello I'm Jonathan from Jonathan's Journal. Sorry about the late response to your comment on my blog, It's nice to know your back. If it's alright with you I'm going to put you on my blog roll. Very funny post!

Jonathan.

Humble wife said...

Funny picture cute!!

Donna Sorensen/jas2maui said...

Hi...My name is Donna. I am a Christian mother/grandmother/friend who is going to start a Kids to Kids newspaper and silk screen t-shirt business for kids here in Lahaina on Maui.
I stumbled on this post and laughed like crazy...soooo funny. This is my Kids to Kids web page.
"http://sites.google.com/site/kidstokidswestmaui/