Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Healthy Insanity XD XD


>>> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

>>>> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

>>>> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with that.

>>>> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

>>>> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso

>>>> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

>>>> 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The

>>>> 8. Don't use any punctuation

>>>> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

>>>> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

>>>> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

>>>> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.

>>>> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

>>>> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

>>>> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not
In The Mood.

>>>> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

>>>> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM , Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

>>>> 18 When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

>>>> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

<3*~ I don't suffer from Insanity... I Enjoy every minute of it!~*<3 (orrr Fourth)