Hola!
>>> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>>>> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
>>>> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with that.
>>>> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
>>>> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso
>>>> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"
>>>> 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The
Prophecy."
>>>> 8. Don't use any punctuation
>>>> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>>>> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
>>>> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
>>>> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>>>> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
>>>> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
>>>> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not
In The Mood.
>>>> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
>>>> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM , Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
>>>> 18 When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>>>> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."
sincerely:
<3*~ I don't suffer from Insanity... I Enjoy every minute of it!~*<3 (orrr Fourth)
